While I’m not a big fan of Mac Watson on WRVA, I snicker every time I hear him refer to Senator James Hothead Webb as “Lt. Dan.” It’s a reference, of course from the Tom Hanks movie Forrest Gump.
In one of the most amazing scenes in the film, Forrest carries his wounded fellow Marines (including Gary Sinise as Lt. Dan) out of the combat zone.
Not so for Virginia’s own Lt. Dan.Â
Earlier this week we told you how “The Butler Did It.”
Philip Thompson an aide to Senator Webb, and a fellow Marine was arrested for trying to take a bag belonging to Senator Webb into the Senate Office Building. Unfortunate contained in the bag were a loaded pistol and two fully loaded magazines that belonged to the senator. FoxNews.com.
Webb’s office denied knowing about it.
“To our knowledge, this incident was an oversight by the senator’s aide. Phillip Thompson is a former Marine, a long-term friend and trusted employee of the senator. We are still awaiting facts,” Webb Communications Director Jessica Smith said in a statement.
In typical Webb fashion, the Senator claimed he knew nothing about it and let his staff member and fellow Marine spend 28 hours in a D.C. jail.
Webb then threw his friend under the bus:
“I think this is one of those very unfortunate situations where, completely inadvertently, he took the weapon into the Senate yesterday,†Webb added. The senator noted that he was in New Orleans from Friday until Monday. He speculated that the incident happened because three of his cars were moved because of the trip.
[Webb says he did not give aide his gun, The Hill, March 27]
Let’s be real here, the options are:
1) Webb gave it to him
2) Thompson stole it
3) Thompson took it into the Senate Office Building because Webb carelessly left a gun in his car.
What kind of responsible gun owner doesn’t know where he keeps his firearms?
And what kind of Marine leaves his buddy behind? Forrest didn’t leave Lt. Dan behind. But Virginia’s own Lt. Dan did just that to Thompson.
Leslie Carbone nails it with Leaving a Marine Behind. Â Jim Webb is a disgrace to the U.S. Marine Corps and to the Commonwealth of Virginia.
Agreed Leslie.
In fact, Webb let his “friend” and aide spend his 45th birthday in jail, away from his wife and kids.
It was certainly predictable that we would nail Webb on this from the right:
Virginia Virtucon:Â Webbies, Webb-O Don’t Know Gun Safety, Hotline Oncall Still Covering for Senator Thinskin
Webb Speaks! Sen. Jim “Thinskin†Webb (D-WashPo) has finally broken his silence. He calls the incident involving HIS gun, “Inadvertent.â€Â Sort of like him being elected to the U.S. Senate….
Webb Hangs Aide Out to Dry Own up to your carelessness, Senator. You should ALWAYS know where your guns are and NEVER leave them loaded when not in use. People like you should not be permitted a concealed weapons permit.
More Webb-O Irony, Sen. “ThinSkin” On Suicide Watch?, Worst Boss of the Year Award Goes To…
Extreme Mortman: Webbons of Mass Destruction
Badrose:Â Weapons of Staff Destruction
Below the Beltway: Jim Webb on Loyalty
Black Velvet Bruce Li: On the Cowardice of Jim Webb
From On High:Â This is Your Editorial Staff on Drugs
I’m Not Emeril: No Gunbearer for Me ~ With links to several other blogs covering the story.
Isophorone Blog: Webb Aide Caught with Gun
j’s notes: Interesting
The Mason Conservative: Jim Webb, Doing Virginia Proud, Semper Fidelis?, Webb Smiles, “Friend” Takes a Perp Walk, For Gun Votes?

Even President Bush got into the act.
At the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association dinner, the President the organization for providing dinner, “and I’d like to thank Senator Webb for providing security.â€
No doubt, Webb wanted to slug him.
Scott’s Morning Brew: Jim Webb, Concealed Carry and The Police (not the band)
Scott says: I know a ton of former Marines. NONE, absolutely NONE that I know of would have left their friend hanging like Webb did to Thompson. Court case pending or otherwise. As far as I am concerned, Webb has tarnished the so loved and even envied, “Semper Fidelis†motto. I wonder how many Marines will now walk by Webb and say “Semper Fi Marineâ€. If I were, I wouldn’t.
Spark it Up!!!: Webb Watch – Do You Know Where Your Pistol is Sen Webb? ~ Hand in your permit Sen Webb. You give responsible gun owners a bad name.
Webb Watch – Day Two - Do You Know Where Your Pistol is Sen Webb?
Webb Watch Update - Who Do We Believe?
Webb Watch - Jim Webb Declines to Comment
Webb Watch - True Colors
Jack Reid and Jim Webb – Hypocrisy? ~ Kilo nails the left with this one.
Secure your Gun ~ Some people will defend Webb and his negligent practices. They will go as far as say you are putting politics over 2nd amendment rights. That is a crock. My 2nd Amendment rights come with the responsibility to be safe for myself, my family, and my neighbors. Anything less is unacceptable.
SWAC Girl:Â Bush vs Webb: “Was it something I said?”
The Right-Wing Liberal: Webb’s Foot-in-Mouth Disease:Â Exhibit Twelve
United Conservatives of Virginia: Glaring Inconsistency from Lt. Dan
Reactions from the left were predictable from some. However, not even The Richmond Democrat, otherwise known as the blogosphere’s “Patron Saint of Whinage” let Webb completely off the hook:
RD said:Â As much as I like and admire Senator Webb, I cannot help but conclude that his actions fell short of responsible gun ownership and handling, a fact that is all the more disappointing considering his level of experience with firearms.
And here I passed on Satan’s offer for rights to the iceskating consession.
Of course RD does whine about attempts to embarrass Webb. He tries to slam Leslie Carbone with his bizarre “logic” on a response over at Grumpy’s Gripes.Â
Sorry RD, we don’t have to attempt anything. While Webb can’t handle his own firearms, he’s perfectly capable of carrying the embarrassment all on his own.
Over at Not Larry Sabato, Ben gave us a compliment with:Â Best Graphic of Year (So Far) for this:

Aw shucks Ben, you flatter us. Rightly so of course. But, thanks.In another post, Ben got it right when
he said:
Huge mistake in media relations here to allow this story to continue without giving more information…And so, the Webb Implosion Watch continues. We’ve said all along he’d never make a full six years in the Senate. He certainly doesn’t belong there.We never dreamed it would happen so fast.
But wait! There’s more!On top of all of this we find that (as we suspected all along) Webb doesn’t understand war. H/T to
Virginia Virtucon:

“Anyone who tells you we can set a timetable for withdrawal doesn’t understand war,†he says. “And anyone who says that nothing can be done to speed a secure peace doesn’t understand America.â€
~ Senate Candidate James Hothead Webb, September 24, 2006.

“Nay.†that’s how Senator Hothead voted on March 27, 20076 on striking from the supplemental spending bill language setting a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq.
So, if we can take him at his own word (risky, we understand), Jim Webb doesn’t understand war.
We didn’t think so.
SWAC Girl:Â Flip-flopping Jim Webb: “I was for the troops before I was against them….”
Virginia, and our military, deserve better.